Famvangelism

I've fallen victim to a disease that strikes happily married people...I've become a famvangelist. Suddenly, I've found myself hoping that all my single friends get married and that all my married friends have kids/more kids. I've talked up having babies ("No, you don't have to quit being selfish! You just add another person to your selfishness. And people are more accommodating to your selfishness, because now you can claim you're doing it for the baby.") to practically anyone I think might be an adequate candidate for parenthood.

Back when I was a footloose singleton, I could never have imagined myself being quite so pro-marriage/baby-having. Now, I start to wonder if something is wrong with people who don't have kids. (I know, some of you are waiting until you're ready, blah blah blah, but let me assure you that you are never, ever, ever ready. Never. But you do it anyway and it's amazing.)